She sat down and fell straight on her ass.
He called me Jared for about 6mos after that until I pulled him aside and corrected him one day.
Fast forward 30 minutes and he is heartily telling the national manager what he really thinks of him.
Go to the bathroom towards the end of the night.
He was of course fired but not charged with anything, and I ran into him not long ago just after he passed his bar exam.
We had a little potluck for Christmas, and long story short about 2 hours later, someone shit in the bathroom and smeared it literally, and I mean literally, all over the bathroom stalls.