Everybody else, except the other roommate who turned 21 this weekend finished the keg, all blacked out and pissed in every single room in the apartment - all bedrooms, bathroom, living room, and kitchen.
Still had my piss-soaked boots to deal with.
And the summer of 2014 became the summer that they would start pissing into their own mouths and posting the pictures online.
This is taking me back.
These things are just as shocking and messy as urine.
I pissed a solid half a cup before I managed to stop mid-pee and do this bizarre half crabwalk to the bathroom where I proceed to finish off the most satisfying piss of my life.